Findings:
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- so fragile and cold, i was
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- The Day the World was about to End
- I am so fucking happy
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It was free, so I took it.
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- 10 great things about pregnancy
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
- So why talk about politics now
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Four sad poems about plants
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
- Out of his fucking mind
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- A boy and his plant
- His version was better
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I want to hear about his day in person
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Songs About Fucking
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- It was always about words
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- The donuts are so pretty
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Gays are great, so she says
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- being a kid was great
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Something was about to happen.
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The night was alive, and so was I
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I was doing so well.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Your husband was a great man
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- All About Touching
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