Findings:
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- What the hell was she thinking?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- was
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Cybersex before it was cool
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Was I born to play?
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Jesus was Mexican
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- What was left after the party
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- It was a dark and stormy night
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- There was once a Man
- Back when grunge was still cool
- I was into them after they were hip
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I was going to marry Marty
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I was a homeless bum
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- being a kid was great
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Leather-bound organizer
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- if music were a woman
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Now it was personal
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Her name was Natalie
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- What was the question?
- The Walrus was Paul
- No shit, there I was
- Was (Not Was)
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- When I was your age
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- The world was designed for giant squid
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Lando was supposed to die
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Why Socrates was really executed
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- That Was The Week That Was
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- It was more than perfect understanding
- There was an old lady
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- Jesus was a black man
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Descartes was wrong
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Music was better in the old days
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- Kilroy was here
- Vancouver, Washington
- the seven hills of Rome
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- 'T was
- Man was created in God's image
- That was a joke, son.
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- It was you, Atthis
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- It was not a dream
- God was created in man's image
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- It was all God's fault
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- I was searching glass
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was looking for you
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- There was a young lady of Riga
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Concrete, Washington
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- I was promised flying cars
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- There was a rose that faded young
- That Was Then, This is Now
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
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