Findings:

• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• I don't need a punchline
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• You don't need a reason to cry
• I don't like the drugs
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Work like you don't need the money
• having fun huh (user)
• Let's pretend we're married
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• We don't need no education
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• love like you don't need the money
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Why all geeks need drugs
• Time flies when you're having fun
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Don't Need Love
• Home surgery
• Still Having Fun
• having fun tomorrow
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• We Don't Need the Men
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• with the things you don't need
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Fun With Drugs (user)
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• drug don'ts
• Information you don't need
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Love the one you don't need
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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