"Every little girl wants to be a model...every little girl wants a
crown."
--Trisha Uptown on appearing in her first pictorial and winning Miss Petite All Natural World.
"Trisha Uptown" is the stage name of a popular adult model and occasional porn actress who has
graced the pages of numerous porn sites and men's
magazines.
In most of her work, Trisha looks nothing like the stereotypical porn
queen. Most porn stars are implausibly voluptuous women with gasbag breasts, pancake makeup, teased hair, and slack-faced
stares; Trisha is petite and (for a porn star) small-breasted, with soft,
straight, shoulder-length blonde hair and the faintest touch of makeup
at most. You'll usually see her with a relaxed, cheerful, even goofy
smile; in her sexier pictures, she gazes at you with an inquisitive look,
a gentle pout, or a faint simper. The average starlet doesn't even
seem human, but Trisha looks like someone you've known: a girl in
college who was easygoing, fun-loving, laid-back, almost one of the guys,
but who would suddenly turn sexy, even a little dirty, when you least
expected it. She's here in Trisha's pictorials, naked and raunchy, for
your eyes to see.
It's beautiful when it works, but in some of her pictorials, tattoos
and piercings mar the effect. She briefly had piercings in her tongue
and clitoral hood, but has thankfully gotten rid of them; she still has
a rose tattoo on her left breast and another tattoo (which I can't
identify) on the inside of her right ankle. Better magazines and
websites airbrush them out, but most don't want to waste the
money.
Trisha's career began somewhere around 1998 or 1999, just as the teen
porn movement was sweeping the adult industry, producing an explosion of
magazines that eschewed the tired old porn queens in favor of
younger, fresher, more natural women. Given her body type, she joined the business at the perfect moment. (Actually, she may have started a bit
early--the first time she tried to enter the business, the
photographer told her he couldn't use her!) She dropped out of high
school at the age of 18, and immediately took a job as an exotic
dancer; soon after that, her modeling career started with appearances in
ALS Scan and Barely Legal. She received tons of fan mail, and her
career took off, with pictorials in Tight, Eighteen, a cover of
Babyface, and appearances in more mainstream magazines like Hustler.
Trisha's popularity allowed her to avoid the degrading and depressing
career path that most aspiring starlets have to follow. For
most female porn stars, hardcore guy-girl scenes are a necessary evil,
at best endurable and at worst humiliating, no doubt because of the
inevitable finishing act. In the porn industry, especially in
the days of ample free Internet porn, it's literally fuck or walk,
because softcore doesn't sell and there are always plenty of women who
are willing to do whatever it takes to get a little extra cash. Trisha, though, managed to rise to the top without giving in; with one exception,
she has never done guy-girl pictorials--not even softcore. (Even in
that one exception, a hardcore pictorial, the climax occurred between
her legs and not on her face. As it stands, she hates the pictures,
regrets doing them, and is trying to buy back the rights to them so she
can sue whoever posts them. It's probably a futile effort, but she feels
strongly about it, and it's worth a shot). Now, she's by no means averse
to hardcore in general: she'll spread herself wide, do BDSM,
fist to the wrist, insert almost anything into her nether
regions, and pee on command; she'll even do hardcore
lesbian shots, slipping her tongue deep into another woman's
folds. But if it involves a penis, she won't do it.
Period.
In 2002, Trisha started to change her look, discarding the youthful
look for a standard-issue porn queen getup with heavy makeup,
perfectly bronzed skin, teased hair, and the usual
lobotomized expression. I don't think it's her best look, and I'm not
sure it'll be a success for her; she doesn't really have the curves to
pull it off properly (conceivably, she could solve that
problem, but I hope she won't). I suppose it's understandable, though;
she's not going to look 18 forever, but she'll still need to earn money
somehow--and this is the business she knows.
Basic stats:
- Measurements: 32B (natural)-25-34
- Height: 5'1" (155 cm)
- Weight: 95-105 lbs (43-47 kg).
- Birthdate: 8/7/79
- Birthplace: Kentucky.
Appearances (a partial list):
Magazines:
- Taboo, March 2002 (cover/centerfold)
- Premier Magazine, February 2002
- Showgirls, December 2001
- Fox, Holiday 2001
- Finally Legal, December 2001 (cover/centerfold)
- Showgirls, October 2001
- Hawk, October 2001
- Hustler, October 2001
- Finally Legal, July 2001 (cover)
- Hustler, June 2001
- Club International, May 2001
- Showgirls, March 2001
- Just 18, March 2001
- AVN Magazine, December 2000
- Nugget, September 2000
- Tight, September 2000
- Showgirls, August 2000
- Babyface, August 2000
- Tight, March 2000
- Babyface, March 2000 (cover)
Videos:
- Playtime Promotions Video: Trisha (#645)
- Private Performance Video: Big Fucking Dildo!, Vol. 1
- Ed Powers: Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes
- The Score Group: Trisha