Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This was a stupid idea to try and oust the president not even 2 days after he was elected and I'm telling you outright"

• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he was a punk poet himself
• some say he was never here at all
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• He was found
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Upon the hills where day was done
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I married him because he was not mean
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I was into them after they were hip
• The day I found out I was a guy
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The Day the World was about to End
• Food was purer in the good old days
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• What was left after the party
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I was Christian for a day
• He Was Only Joking
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• At least he was gentle
• More than he was willing to give
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• All he left her was alone
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• making certain he was touching her
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• That's Just How He Was
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Music was better in the old days
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• the demon was an idea
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• The day I realized what being alive was
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• There was a cold day
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was a father for a few days
• The day I was showering with two black men
• If I was president
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Even the moon was wrong
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• President Elect Donald Trump
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• The Day after Tomorrow
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Even my faults he adores
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All

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