Findings:
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Packing and balancing a pack
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to balance a tonearm
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- How to heal a bleeding nose
- How to Dislocate Your Nose
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How To Make Your Nose Bleed
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Tibetan nose pot
- Sealing heating and cooling air ducts
- How to type with your nose
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- He taught me how to smoke
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Weighted eight ball
- How to master the Magic 8 Ball
- balance sheet
- Balance wheel
- Earth in the Balance
- balanced braces language
- Myhill Theorem proof that the balanced braces language is not regular
- game balance
- play balance
- Checks and balances in the government of the United States of America
- daylight balanced
- On Balance Volume
- Part of this balanced breakfast
- the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
- Balance of Power
- Material Balances
- balanced ternary
- The balance of Everything
- Balanced honesty is the best policy
- The Balance of Wisdom and Innocence
- Perfection in Balance
- balance blackout
- Inner Balance
- New Balance
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- Balanced line
- White Balance
- John Balance
- balanced configuration
- Air Balance Model
- balanced tree
- A Fine Balance
- Decibel Balance
- I reserve the balance of my time
- balance of forces
- Lives in the Balance
- Purity and Balance in Asian Cultures
- trial balance
- color balance
- balanced base
- Smart Balance
- External balance
- Balanced socialism
- Engine balance
- The balance of power until the Crimean War
- balanced translocation
- Force balance
- balanced polymorphism
- balanced stock
- Balanced budget
- checks and balances
- The difference between balance and pan
- Angle balance
- Fair and Balanced
- We are wont to mistrust in our sense of balance
- balance beam
- Woman with a Balance
- Westphal Balance
- balance of payments
- Account Balance
- Earth Balance
- moisture balance
- Balance (user)
- Trent Reznor is a master of balance
- Torsion balance
- Balance Torch
- well balanced
- You live balanced on the edge of a knife
- Structural Balance
- balanced function
- Carolina balance gate
- learning is a balance between success and failure
- Antenna ball
- nerf ball
- Old Ball and Chain
- Happy Fun Ball
- World's largest ball of twine
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Red Rubber Ball
- Ball State
- cue ball
- ball
- eight ball
- Balls
- Hugo Ball
- May Ball
- Magic 8 Ball
- Edward Ball
- Lucille Ball
- Our Balls Are Bigger
- Rum balls
- ben-wa balls
- golf ball
- Mouse ball
- Minie ball
- Whitworth ball
- Blue balls
- Dragon Ball GT
- Range balls
- ball python
- Break one's balls
- Crystal ball
- Bocce Ball
- Ernie Ball/Music Man
- balls to the wall
- Fur ball
- Five ball juggling
- Learning to juggle five balls
- Three ball chase
- tubular ball
- I wanna dip my balls in it
- Balls are a poor design
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Super Dodge Ball
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- dragon ball
- Play ball
- extra ball
- Hold your balls
- Filling an infinite urn with balls
- Bouncy Ball
- Whiffle ball
- Ball lightning
- The Crowd at the Ball Game
- air ball
- Mirror ball
- Pei Pah Auh Fu: Tofu Balls
- Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
- Cobra Ball
- Steamed Shrimp Balls
- Downy Fabric Softener Ball
- Crispy shrimp balls
- Embroidered fish balls
- Ball in the House
- Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
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