Findings:

• Cannot turn off your computer
• cannot
• This statement cannot be proven
• Information cannot be owned
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The one thing I cannot write
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• We cannot reconcile
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I cannot stand raspberries
• Cannot read 720K formatted 1.44 MB disks
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• A humorous thought you cannot release
• People want what they cannot have
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• only when you cannot hear
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Windows cannot determine what configuration your computer is in
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• You cannot burn the a eastern
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Things which money cannot buy
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Coins you cannot legally own
• to touch the parts of you that I cannot see
• You cannot blow bubbles with gum arabic
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I Cannot Live With You
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you cannot meet again unless you part
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• We Cannot Breathe, We Cannot Breathe
• The page cannot be displayed
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• I cannot shape this
• The child, she cannot sleep
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• What, she cannot say
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• cannot sleep (user)
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• You cannot fix this
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• you cannot part again unless you meet
• there are things we cannot imagine
• Remembering things I cannot explain
• I write because I cannot speak
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You cannot destroy the gender binary with a gyroscope
• Another apology you cannot hear
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety
• i cannot predict what a fox will need
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• A raindrop cannot comprehend a river valley
• the flowers cannot remember the flood
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• cannot be again
• does not diminish, cannot dissuade
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• the rope mistaken for a snake cannot strike
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Fish cannot carry guns.
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• This will never happen
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What do you want to see happen?
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Something Happened
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost

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