Findings:
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- There ain't no black in the Union Jack
- Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- There is Power in a Union
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- There but for the grace of God go I
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- but don't take my word for it
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- Being a dickhead
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- but aren't we all
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- same same, but different
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- With you there is nothing involved but everything
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- They aren't my memories anymore
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- There is no god but God
- here, but not here
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- different but equal
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- There is no dream but this.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
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