Findings:

• I could have been one of a two
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You can't have everything
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Have One On Me
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• you can't have it both ways
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Words that only have one context
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• You Can't Have Mary
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have one whole anus
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• This is why we can't have nice things
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• if I can't have silence
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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