[in small, meek voice]
We are the sort-of-infamous Brummie Lesbian Noders of Doooooooom: an account set up because so save me's modem is dead and her other computer is dead and her other other other other computer is dead and it's all dead. They're all dead, Dave.
This is quite possibly the first time an account has been created via a surrogate typist at the end of a telephone.
(We checkses our messages sometimes.)