Findings:
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Work hard. Be strong.
- How To Be Good
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a more productive writer
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How the Sun Came to Be
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- How to be an improv musician
- How do you swindle a swamp anyway
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- How to be monstrously shallow
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- How to be a Canadian Male
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- It's hard to be a gangster.
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- How it's Going to Be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- The Right To Be Offensive
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be a backstabber
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Too good to be true
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- How to Be Alone
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- She was too beautiful to be human
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Shouldn't You Be in School?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How Not to be Wrong
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- The right to be wrong
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be telekinetic
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Running toward the edge
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- how to be a friend
- How to be a troll
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- How to be an asshole
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- You're too young to be so old
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be invisible
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- Work hard and be nice
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Goops and How to be Them
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- It's Hard to be Humble
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to be a good customer
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- How to be a lardass
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- How to be a street musician
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be anonymous
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- How to be a geek
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How To Be Funny
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
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