Findings:
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- There can be only one
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- Very Large Array
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The Library Book
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- One letter can make all the difference
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Segmentation fault
- Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- one learns the most when losing
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- One Large Ripple on the Psychic Pond
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I hold you where no one else can go
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- I have one whole anus
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- The most elusive type of problem in a C program
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- The words no one can find
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- A Very Large House (category)
- Very large people painting very small miniatures
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- The Wild Colonials
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- The most engine failures in one flight
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- One learns the most when teaching others
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- One man can make a difference
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- old books can tell more than one story
- Programming for a drug dealer
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Something I Can Never Have
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Can I have a light?
- No one can be in two places at once
- The most hilarious thing I can remember
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- No one can be totally logical
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Ski piss
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- The Most Good You Can Do
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- A Very Curious Experience
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How to have an out of body experience
- The Newcomer Experience Program
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Words that only have one context
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The single most terrifying experience of my life
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I could have been one of a two
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Have One On Me
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
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