Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- My first comet
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How does one love the dead?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Tell me one thing
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to not give a fuck
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How to build an emergency bat
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- MTV sucks
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- Fuck me
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- fuck me and marry me young
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- this is how I say fuck you
- How I does cook meth?
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How one man could control the Senate
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- fog machine
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- fuck you pay me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- where does that leave me?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How television car chases influenced me
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Collision avoidance technique
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to clap with one hand
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How Solemn as One by One
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- What RU-486 means to me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- it does exactly what it says on the tin
- If you can't tell, does it matter?
- Fuck me harder
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Ken Lay
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Fuck me till I fart
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- That which does not kill me...
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- She Fucks Me
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How to prepare garlic
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