Findings:

• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• old books can tell more than one story
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• A determination to do better than
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Things one should do while naked
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If I could do it all over again
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Rebeca Martinez
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Do Not Worry Little One
• I can do much better than this
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• The adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• A better model than the one at data general
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Two heads are better than one
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• worse than useless
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• isn't there more than one book
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Do you think you could love me now?
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• It Could Always Be Worse
• It was the least I could do
• I could have been one of a two
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Farther than I could see
• How one man could control the Senate
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• there wasn't a doubt in my mind that you could do this
• The Wild Colonials
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Treatment of corporations
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• See one, do one, teach one
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Eyes do more than see
• The further adventures of Smoov, the one that solves problems that the police do not.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The Library Book
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• The impending nickname shortage
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Worse Than Failure
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• stop being so English
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being a college radio DJ

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