Findings:

• I still like a bedtime story
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• read my bare legs like a psalm
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I'd rather read a book
• We like you! Probably.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• like something out of a story
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Cheese stories that are probably true
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• There will be no more stories to read
• I'd like some dreams too
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I like the way he reads poetry
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You Enjoy Myself
• enjoy
• Enjoy yourself. This is utmost in importance.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• How to enjoy The Family Circus
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• A Scorched Earth Policy We Can All Enjoy
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Stoned music memories
• enjoy tab (user)
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Learning To Enjoy Quiet
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Welcome to the end of the road. Enjoy your stay.
• In my spare time, I enjoy the occasional murder
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• enjoy (user)
• Cake to Enjoy Without Guilt
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Enjoy Life
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• id Software
• id
• Caller ID
• state ID
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• session id
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• ID badge
• I'd
• referral ID
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• Lewiston, Idaho
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• id est
• ID Parade Blues
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Jabber ID
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• IDS
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Riggins, Idaho
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I knew I'd know you someday
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• id est (user)
• Military ID
• `id` (user)
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• No place I'd rather be
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• I'd better stop writing
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• ID Tag Bad Luck
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• i'd rather not
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• breeding like rabbits
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Trip Like I Do
• Tastes like chicken
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy

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