Findings:
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- love like you've never been hurt
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- you know you've been caught
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Evolution has never been observed
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- You've Been Dumped
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
- A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- 16 year old
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- When I was ten years old
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- E2 guide to music you've never heard of
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Old Girls
- Old Doctor
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- You've never had it so good
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Why I've never been ice skating
- One year old
- food fight
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- 17 year old virgin (user)
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- You've Been Framed
- Never Been Kissed
- I had been hungry all the years
- You've been warned.
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- you have never been safe
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- I've Never Been to Me
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- It's been years since we were born
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- You've never explored
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
- you've been living in a dream world
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- I am eighteen years old
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- 15 years old
- Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- The old hands you’ve baked around hers
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- Death of an Eight Year Old
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- When the Year Grows Old
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- This has not been an easy year.
- It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Oceania has never been at war
- Been
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution is only a theory
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- It's All Been Done Before
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Your computer has been cracked
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- I've been expecting you
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
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