Findings:
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- Jews for Jesus
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- One hour there was sunlight
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- That Was Then, This is Now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Was There a Time
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- A knock there was upon the door
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- There was a baby in China
- There Was A Friend
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- There was a little girl
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Once there was a way...
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- If Jesus came to Earth now
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- There was a rose that faded young
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was a young lady of Riga
- was jesus a mystic?
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- There once was a girl named Irene
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a man and a woman
- and there was this girl
- I was there
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Jesus was Mexican
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Jesus was a black man
- There was always the blue of you
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Music was better in the old days
- Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
- Now and Then, Here and There
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- There is only now
- Now that was a scary ending
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- Now it was personal
- Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- No shit, there I was
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- There was an old lady
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I remember, there was one
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- There was once a Man
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Jesus was a feminist
- The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There was a cold day
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- There was a time before
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There Once Was a Farmer
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Before you, there was me
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There Was No Leak
- Jesus was a revolutionary
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Was it ever there?
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- Jesus was a liberal
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus I was evil
- The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- 900 foot Jesus
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- Jesus loves you
- Jesus College, Oxford
- Jesus fish
- The Jesus Movement
- Jesus with long hair
- Jesus Seminar
- I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
- Chocolate Jesus
- Jesus Freak
- Plastic Jesus
- Jesus at half mast
- Jesus stiff
- Atheist compatible Jesus
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Sweet Jesus
- The Jesus and Mary Chain
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
- Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
- What did Jesus look like?
- Screaming Purple Jesus
- Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
- Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
- What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
- The Lord Jesus Christ
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- The Jesus Incident
- Script Kiddies for Jesus
- Jesus Loves Me
- The Jesus Biker
- Eisegesis
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- jesus stick
- East Jesus
- Jesus is cut!
- Disco Jesus (user)
- The 3AM visit by Jesus
- Jesus Piece
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