Findings:
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- You've Got Stalkers
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- I look better when I am wet
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- You've got another think coming
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- I taste a liquor never brewed
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- You've got to paddle
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- There was a time when I was a better person
- You've got to be kidding me
- You've Got Gold (user)
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You've got mail
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- You've Got A Friend
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- her curiosity got the better of her.
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- Your cable TV just got better!
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- You've got to promise
- you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
- malt liquor
- The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
- Vegetarians taste better
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- At least you've got nuances
- radios work better when closer to her skin
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Models of American Racial Discrimination
- friends just taste better
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- better
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- better, faster, cheaper
- Music was better in the old days
- Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
- Better luck next time
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Everything's better with vocoders!
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to have loved and lost
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Robert Frost deserves better
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Typing in all caps works better
- A moral system based on more and better sex
- Better Man
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Bugger this: I want a better world
- Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- six steps to better software
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- A better life through lying
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- You had better...!!!
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Better safe than sorry
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
- Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- It is better to be thought a fool
- Better solutions for surname descent
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- Two heads are better than one
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
- Second city is better theory
- Better Than Garbo
- The next life will be better
- Half a loaf is better than none
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Rebeca Martinez
- Getting Better
- What can be better than that?
- had better
- Better Days
- better late than never
- There were times better than this
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- Better things to do? (e2poll)
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