Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- death passed him by
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- He flops over and bonks his head
- A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
- I married him because he was not mean
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- "Death" by Mathematics
- Letter to a Japanese Friend by Jacques Derrida
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- death of a friend
- London Causes of Death in 1700
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- notes written by hand
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- US States without the death penalty
- upon the death of a friend
- Death by Soy
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Death By Neko (user)
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Causes of death (e2poll)
- All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Friends in Life and Death
- Death Over Easy
- every secret thing was made by some one
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Electoral votes by state
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- Death by Woman (user)
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Death by cake
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Top ten causes of death: US 2012
- Leading causes of death among porn stars
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- death train
- Top ten causes of death: US 2020
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Death by jargon
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Death by Cucco
- the honor of death by arrow
- Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
- Death by Sexy
- National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
- line by line darkness
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- What was stolen by someone else
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- US Executions by state
- cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- An Overview of Classic Horror Novels Written by Women
- Your preferred cause of death (e2poll)
- Mississippi's Declaration of Secession
- Top ten causes of death: US 1915
- Top ten causes of death: US 1995
- Cause of death
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- He Who Is Death
- It was not death, for I stood up
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
- Line of Death
- Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
- To an Amiable Friend Mourning the Death of an Excellent Father
- The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Why the United States shouldn't use the death penalty
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- The continuing saga of my brother's death... Day 3
- Death By Chocolate
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- To reduce risk of death by electric shock
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
- Killed By Death
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Nibbled to death by ducks
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- Death by Milkfloat
- death by multimeter
- History is written by historians
- history is written by the victors
- Death by tomato leaves
- I was raised by the French government
- Pledge of Non-Violence written by Martin Luther King Jr.
- cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- death by boom boom (user)
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Double crust death by lemon pie
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The greatest line spoken by Keanu Reeves
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
- Death by Black Hole
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Rocco and his Brothers
- Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
- Civil Liberties granted by the United States Constitution
- Written by committee
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
- United States Sentencing Commission Hack by Anonymous
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- it was years before they met again, by chance
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