Findings:
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- When I was young Time had no wings
- My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- Allah Had No Son
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- I Had No Right
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- They Had No Poet
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- We had no bait but our tongues
- I was once young and had a home
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Belshazzar Had a Letter
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- My mistress had a little dog
- I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
- If I Had Known
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- These are the memories I never had
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- The death of a man I had never known
- I once had a cavity
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- You Had It Coming
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- If I only had a brain
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- You had better...!!!
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- We had silent conversations
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- The nuns had it coming
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- boss i wish you had told me
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- If I Had a Hammer
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- if I had my druthers
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I had my balls shaved
- Questions I have had today
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- i had a dream about the future
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- They had been expecting me
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- If I Had the World to Give
- Houston, we've had a problem
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- I almost had to wait
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
- The Spirit had other plans
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I've had you here before
- Had I not seen the Sun
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I had been hungry all the years
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- I have had enough of Survivor
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- you had to be there
- If I Had $1000000
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I had a really good time tonight
- Neatest trip I've had
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Jobs I've Had
- had a few
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Had Gadya
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I Had Always Known
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- I just had this thought of summer past
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- The seizure I had last night
- I had cool friends in high school
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- a leg had bared itself
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What the Wizard had to say.
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