Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Not really by the rules, but...
- We had no bait but our tongues
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- gomame no ha gishiri
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- But it isn't
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Windows XP easter eggs
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- The last suit I wear has no pockets
- hate has no home here
- The Web That Has No Weaver
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- She has trouble acting normal
- Tanks But No Tanks
- Sexist jokes
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- God has no free will
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- Censorship has no place in American Society
- No one has died
- She still has my Borges book
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- No, but I'll have a beer
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- MY life has no carrot
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- A community without shame has no future
- September has such a feeling
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- And youth is cruel and has no remorse
- The hardest breath she has
- The pretty girl has no friends
- No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- Naming Windows computers
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
- Science Has No Morals
- Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
- time has no meaning here
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- She Blinded Me With Science
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- like you're blind but still can see
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- But what are they really thinking?
- Close, but no cigar
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- no ideas but in things
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- There is no dream but this.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- But she heard it
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Video files inside .zip archives
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
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