Findings:
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You, standing
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Before time takes each year
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Kids have no concept of time
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Computers have no sense of time
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- A buddha before history
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- At the start of it, before the falling down
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
- I didn't always have this cool job
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Sixteen Years Before The (Antenna) Mast (category)
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- go down in history
- a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- The Land Before Time
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- There are no lies in the cool grey light of dawn.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Setting your pencil down, and immediately losing it
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Cybersex before it was cool
- I was me before being me was cool.
- never again is what you swore the time before
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- People have fucked up before
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Because the city is falling down
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Trompe
- my religion doesn't have a name
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Look Down Fair Moon
- Last Fair Deal Gone Down
- down in the quarry there is no noise
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- mindlessly going where others have gone before
- I have become furniture in your life
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- sometimes noise becomes music
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- how you spend your time is what you become
- A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I have become redundant
- because I have given up any care
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
- csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- A Love Before Time
- Two Years Before the Mast
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- Before Time Was
- Kill time before it kills you
- Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- Two Years Before the Masters
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- I write because I cannot speak
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- There was a time before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- a Star for Cool, no reflection on your temperature
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
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