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• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You've been warned.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Craving a smoke
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Why do you want to get married?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• you know you've been caught
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Go by hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You've Been Dumped
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Take life by the hand
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• How do you get there?
• Do What You Will
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• will do (user)
• I never know what to do with my hands
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Eating only rice to get by
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• made by loving hands at home
• dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Weeding by hand
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• What to do if you've lost your wallet or purse
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I will do science to it
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Card counter
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• by hand
• you've been scrolling for way too long
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• you've been living in a dream world
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• How to get hit by a car
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• notes written by hand
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• love like you've never been hurt
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Major structural issues in the United States economy and society will not be solved by the summer of 2025.
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do what you will. I will
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness

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