Findings:
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- I woke up
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- I woke up in occupied America.
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- and then I woke up
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- 'just woke up' voice
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Living together instead of marriage
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Using Superglue Instead of Suture
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Why you should use pens instead of pencils
- Why you should use pencils instead of pens
- Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- Left instead of right
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Why not choose the Titanic instead?
- For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
- Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
- Woke capitalism
- see similarities instead of differences
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- Instead of exercise
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
- We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- treating the symptom instead of the cause
- focus on people instead of ideas
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
- Pump Up the Volume
- Grow up
- blow up
- UPS
- Up
- Kick it up a notch
- straight up
- bottled up
- Dead links in writeups
- hooking up
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- power up
- up quark
- Growing up
- Breaking up
- tits up
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- Up Shit Creek without a paddle
- I am not making this up
- kiss up
- warm up
- throw up
- hang up
- Shut up
- yodel up the canyon
- face up
- Keeping Up Appearances
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- shacking up
- Up All Night
- Up Your Ass
- buck up
- pick up
- wake up hair
- big up
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- tied up
- spit up
- Grown up
- Keeping up with the Joneses
- Climbing up the Walls
- Calling boys and hanging up
- Jack Gets Up
- Don't give up
- Surf's Up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Right side up
- Why I gave up on anarchy
- All caught up
- All sewed up
- wake up in a dumpster
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Cowboy up
- Brass up
- Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
- Charged up
- Chop it up
- Dig up
- Dose up
- Dummy up
- Backed Up Outback (user)
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- Get it up
- Give up
- Go up against
- right up my alley
- pushing up daisies
- locked up
- The worst way to wake up
- Up Records
- Puffing up one's self to appear larger
- Hole up
- Hook up with
- Hopped up
- Jump Up! Records
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