Findings:

• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Don't give up your day job
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Shut up and drive
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't wait up for me
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Fire shut up in my bones
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Don’t give up the ship!
• People who don't smoke will never die
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Shut up
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• "Shut up," he explained
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Shut up and jump
• Put up or shut up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I don't think the sun was up
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Aw, shut up!
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Shut up, wesley!
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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