Findings:
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not homophobic but...
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I'm not racist but...
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm working on it
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- /but what was the question?
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- It was nice working with you
- Being a dickhead
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
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