Findings:
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Growing older makes me depressed
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Do these jeans make my dick look small?
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Why males have nipples
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Do not make illegal copies of this disc
- Do you know me?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How Do You Want Me?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- How do you make God laugh?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- The full moon made me do it
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- Please do not bring me flowers
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- You know you want me, baby!
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I do not fit inside my body
- Do you think it's me?
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- I do have some things to hide
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- How much money do you make?
- You Do Something To Me
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Boobies do not make the world go round
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Do you like me?
- Things to Make and Do
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- And if you do, make backups
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Why Do You Love Me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- do. make. live.
- Strange Things To Do With Cake
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- Blog me, baby (e2poll)
- Baby makes three
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- The tattoo phenomenon
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- How long do babies sleep?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Do what you have to do
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why onions make your eyes water
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- That which I should have done I did not do
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- The Devil made me do it
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- Breeders: your children do not make you superior
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- What Do I Do With Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- The make do gift
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- How do you make a life matter?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- You, standing
- Do Make Say Think
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- Why do children have to die?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
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