Findings:
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- A reason to drink
- Let them have Festivas
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a television set
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- You don't have to remember my name
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Capitalize, please
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't believe in anything
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Don't Give Me Names
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't give a toss
- It don't mean anything moves
- Cats don't have brakes
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don’t give up the ship!
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't give up your day job
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- don't let them scare you
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't give up
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Stoned music memories
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Dont Give Names (user)
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Don't give away the Homeworld
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I don't have the time
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't have any real problems
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Baptist jokes
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- let them be your power
- pineapple is good on anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- It's not supposed to be anything
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- why I think I can't do anything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
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