Findings:
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I used to have so many dreams
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I have lost many things, so many
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Good help is so hard to find
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Evil finds a way.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- you can't have it both ways
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- Weird things you find when reading documentation
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- My mistress had a little dog
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When I have female children
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- I find myself here
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Stars I Shall Find, part 1: Haphazard Way North
- A conversation I had with myself once
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- We have had enough of your beige
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The Spirit had other plans
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- if you have had your midnights
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- We saved each other, didn't we?
- Heat finds a way to rise somehow
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Questions I have had today
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- When you had left our pirate fold
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Find the way home
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Find Many Cows
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- When each had their own personal anthem
- You've never had it so good
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I was once young and had a home
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Never Had It So Good
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
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