Findings:

• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I just want to be friends
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Let's just be friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• how to be a friend
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just friends syndrome
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just be home in time for supper
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Can we still be friends?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you just might be evil
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Just a Friend? (user)
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I just want to be a drummer
• It will never be just you
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• we can all just be around other people
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't we all just get along?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• we can't all be rock stars
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• just friends
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Just to see what it would be like
• Trying to be friends
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why Can't This Be Love
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Darkness Be My Friend
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Just Be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• All we need is just to be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• just a friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• It's just a fond farewell to a friend
• friends just taste better
• When you just can't win
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• Just Gone
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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