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• It will be good when I am leader
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I fear I will be nothing
• The best kind of bartender
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will always be in the details
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• there will be a last
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• node that will be my legacy
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The next life will be better
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Will I be given that chance?
• Will I cease to be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• There will never be another you
• There will be no more stories to read
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be your young sinner
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• You will be assimilated
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I will always be weird inside
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The end will be a sellout
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• There Will Be Blood
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Everything will be alright
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am a product of my environment
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• As I Am Now So You Must Be
• the world will be remade in our image
• The revolution will not be televised
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• Boys will be boys
• What life after death will really be like
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be time
• Carl Everett
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• Cruel to Be Kind
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Marks which will never be broken
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I am blind when I want to be
• The Revolution will be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will be in my trailer!
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.

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