Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• French Canadians don't speak French
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Being a dickhead
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Americans don't speak English
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't be an IM phantom
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm not racist but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Things That Don't End Well
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but don't take my word for it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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