Findings:

• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have been Canadian
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Could I Have Been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• How could you ever have enough?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• How long have you been in love with her?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• i have been burning for so long
• I could have been one of a two
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Names have been changed
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• What have you been smoking?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Advice I have been given about girls
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• How one man could control the Senate
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• You could be so delicious
• What Might Have Been
• How could this happen?
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• how could you (user)
• The path we have been walking
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Could you have danced with me?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• They could have saved Kevin
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have just been shot
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Have you been a dad today?
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• He's been places they have not.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Astro City #5
• How could God let this happen?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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