Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He said this, she said that, I don't give a FUCK JUST TELL ME WHO DID IT"

• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• She said she loved me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He Said, She Said
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• tell God I said 'hi'
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Dream of ducks, she said
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• She Fucks Me
• Don't Give Me Names
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• My first comet
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What She Said
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• What did you mean when you said...
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• He said, Shi said
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• you know he said
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She just looks at me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Don't tell me about her
• That's what she said
• So then she said
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• who did this to me?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Like fuck, said the duck
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Don't Tell Me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• she, he, and me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tell me everything
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• She said
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• I am three, she said
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Tell him, she told me
• She said yes
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• She Said, She Said
• France, she said
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• let's not I said really let's just not
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Dont Give Names (user)
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Don’t give up the ship!
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Dont come near me (user)
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't send me roses
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't leave me alone
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Pass Me By
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Did You Fuck Her?
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• He did very little harm
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Don't Say You Love Me
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib

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