Findings:

• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guns kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't encourage people to read
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you kill people they die
• Know your pets
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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