Findings:
- You're too young to be so old
- You're too good to be human
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- I'm too old for this shit
- I hope I get old before I die.
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Too good to be true
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- You're All I Need to Get By
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I hope I die before I get old
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
- Rape committed by women
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- When you know things are just meant to be
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- What happens when you get too lonely
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- We get too tense when we drive
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- When did the World get so old?
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
- You're Only Old Once!
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- I want to be sexy too!
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- so be it
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- To be or not to be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- it'll be on the test
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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