Findings:
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- So rectangular a world we live in
- You don't have any real problems
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I have too much to say
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't stand so close to me
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- So Much For the Afterglow
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I don't remember all that much
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have the time
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't Know Much
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- 'T is so much joy!
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Cats don't have brakes
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- A reason to drink
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- I used to have so many dreams
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- institutions have lives of their own
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- i have been burning for so long
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Why must you live so far away?
- Live simply so that others may simply live
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
- You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- don't live with your clients
- Stoned music memories
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- I don't have a television set
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- you don't talk much
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I have lost many things, so many
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
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