Don't bring a knife to a gunfight

If you know that your opponent is bringing a gun at high noon, it would be wise to also bring a gun. Some would argue that it would be wise to not show up at all.

However, it would be the height of folly to arrive with a knife. The knife wielder will (usually) be promptly dispatched with a bullet.

"Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight." -Sean Connery in "The Untouchables"

Violence flows through all of us...this is the time for us to do something different.

We are living in the year of the zeros.

Why bring a gun or even a knife, when you could bring a dead fish or even a slab of meat. Imagine what your opponent would do if you showed up to the fight sporting a rack of ribs at your side.

Even after the fight your meat would be tenderized, and then you could go home and have a nice candle lit dinner with the better half. CONSERVE people.

You would be notorious. You would be still be an army of one, but with produce at your side.