Findings:

• I walk around when I'm high
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Walk With Me
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Things you told me when we were in love
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When she was bad
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When You Reach Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• Level 2
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Bad for me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• her arms around me
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When you met me, when I met you
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• What happens when we die?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Women want me when I'm taken
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• This is When it Happens
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When good code goes bad
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• when you walk with death
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• gonna walk around (user)
• when the truth walks away, everybody stays
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When Clowns Go Bad
• When frogs go bad
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When dolphins go bad
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Color Me Badd
• Make Me Bad
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• When tofu goes bad
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• All around me
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• If you told me this never happened
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• What happens when a Pope dies
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When your presents give me hives
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Walk Like Me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• People are not meant to run around naked. We are meant to saunter.
• When you want me and how you want me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• man when you are telling me how it was
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• we are stronger together. even when we disagree.
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Ring Around the Roses
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• Clowning Around
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets

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