Autopederasty is an oft not heard of form of
masturbation that is to
sex what
Golf once was to
sports.
Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden, unless of course you're willing to go through with a full on
sex change just to perform this little feat.
Autopederasty is the act of inserting one's own
penis into one's own
anus.
The term originates from the word '
Auto' meaning '
Self' and '
Pederasty' meaning 'When an
older man has intercourse, especially
anal intercourse, with a
young boy.' In short, this word makes little sense, but I suppose Autoanal either isn't
fancy enough, or sounds like
you'd have to pay money for a machine that would give you that kind of entertainment.
For those of you who are in
total disbelief of such an act, take two things into consideration: First, this act, simply due to the
requirements of the penis in question, is definately only achievable by a
small percentage of men. Second, that penis has to be
partially erect, but not
completely. I suppose
the trick is keeping that penis between the extremes of erect and not erect while still having anal intercourse with yourself.
And for some definitive proof,
Russ Kick suggests in his infamous
Book Of Lists to check out the film
Go Fuck Yourself, where the act is
demonstrated.