UPDATE 2010.09.22: I was young and foolish (still am), but now I have returned. The kindness and community that is within this website is truly without equal. It'll take me a while to get back into the swing of things but I look forward to it.
AsianAstronaut
- user since
- Fri Mar 29 2002 at 23:42:07 (22.2 years ago )
- last seen
- Wed Aug 22 2012 at 18:39:17 (11.8 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 12 - View AsianAstronaut's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 133
- mission drive within everything
- I'm just here for the cheese dip
- specialties
- DJing, Astronomy, Safety & Security
- school/company
- University of Minnesota Police Department
- motto
- The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
- most recent writeup
- Noodling
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User Bookmarks:
- A business card left for my daughter, the waitress
- A Comparison of Japanese and European Cultures (thing)
- Always after Barnes and Noble (person)
- And then we'll invade Russia
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases
- Chucky's vagina (fiction)
- Curse of Colonel Sanders (idea)
- Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless (idea)
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that. (idea)
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Eddie would go
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
- Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
- Fake gaijin accent (thing)
- Foolproof method to determine if a person is insane (idea)
- Frozen rats bounce
- Ghost Dog and the ice cream man (thing)
- God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class (thing)
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea)
- harness the power of wasabi (idea)
- Having sex in Japanese
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean (idea)
- How old are you?
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP (idea)
- How to meet the most girls (idea)
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- I was a college Jeopardy! champion (idea)
- If a black hole were created on Earth
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- late night phone calls
- Making Rage Against The Machine guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest
- McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
- Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword (idea)
- Oedipus Rex and the Existential dilemma (idea)
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also (person)
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication (idea)
- Real hippies wear flannel (idea)
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me (fiction)
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right (idea)
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
- supersymmetry
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- Telephone sex in Japan
- Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love (thing)
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate (idea)
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- the impossibility of violin girl (idea)
- The just deserts of Table Four (idea)
- The Lofoten Maelstrom (place)
- The NEA and Abu Ghraib (idea)
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- The top secret of talking like an American
- there's a spider in my keyboard (idea)
- They always jump off the east side (idea)
- Too much school makes us crack
- Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching (person)
- Vaguer than before. Slip. (person)
- What's the Frequency Kenneth? (thing)
- Why Japanese TV mosaics out handcuffs
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading? (idea)
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister. (idea)