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- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Stoned music memories
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why onions make your eyes water
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- It will be good when I am leader
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you cut yourself shaving
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I do have some things to hide
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- What do you see when you look up?
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How do you hear the water?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Do like you oughta, add acid to water
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- Timex "water resistant" watches do not necessarily resist the Dead Sea
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- It doesn't get any better than this
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What to do when your brakes fail
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
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