Findings:
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
- Children should be seen and not heard
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- put out
- Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Why you should not be mean
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Things every child should be taught
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Out of turn
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Should I be happy?
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Automobile tire pressure
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Laundry should be free
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- The end will be a sellout
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- I should be able to remember your face
- It should not be this complicated
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Chalant should be a word!
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Should I be sorry?
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- This node should be filled with renga!
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- Put out to stud
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Put out to pasture
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Putt it out
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- I Turned Out a Punk
- turn out
- think for yourself, and be curious
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Farmers' Market
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Food should not be luminous
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Names that should never be given to important files
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- What is and what should never be
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- stupidity should be painful
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- why you should never be a referee
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Why should we be moral?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- You Should Be Sober
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- titles should be approached laterally
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- This node should be filled with bees!
- AI should be our top priority.
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- How Should A Person Be?
- You never think it will be the ducks
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
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