Findings:
- Stoned music memories
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- All will be well again in time
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- There are times when they seem to be right
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't have the time
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't want to be successful
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- Don't Be Afraid
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I am blind when I want to be
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Hot pursuit
- God must be deaf
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Your god might be evil....
- God must be living in the sea.
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- painting stars that have come to be
- When shall I be free?
- you have to be close to catch it
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- You Shall Be as Gods
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- gods we may be
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- It will be good when I am leader
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- To God Be the Glory
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- A fine time to be in the Army
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- If God was willing to let it be
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Just be home in time for supper
- Be My God
- Publish and be damned!
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Don't Be Evil
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be sad
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
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