Findings:
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- You, standing
- How do ya like them apples?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- We Use Words Like Mackadocious
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do you write like that?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How Do I Love?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- God damned sons of bitches
- What to do if you have bad credit
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you do?
- What do theorems look like?
- Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- How to do a mouseover
- I like you; do you like me?
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Why do women like motorbikes?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How fish reproduce
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How do you define your gender?
- I do not particularly like the Simpsons
- How do you remember things?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- It seems like the right thing to do
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Doing laundry
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Using gzip to do computational linguistics
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
- Do you think that girl is attractive?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Do you use money in the Philippines?
- Do what you have to do
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How do you love your ass?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Do like you oughta, add acid to water
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Dan Used to do it
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do we find the very best clock?
- I do not like the radio man.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- tumble turn
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Know How, Can Do
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
- How do you make a life matter?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- How do you know it's real?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- How do you get there?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Why males have nipples
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- Why men like women's breasts
- How much money do you make?
- How long do babies sleep?
- How Do I Live
- What Would God Do?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
- How do men touch you?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- How do you pee in space?
- A God Damn Robot Christmas
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Do you come here often?
- Do you like me?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
- That which I should have done I did not do
- How do you become a geek?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- what your words do
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Why do people believe in God?
- How do you hear the water?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How do vampires shave?
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