Findings:

• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't remember all that much
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• We love you very much
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Stoned music memories
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Sex in a small car
• you don't have to do this
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't defile my sex
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't feel very proud
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't have the time
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Animals people have sex with
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have too much to say
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• Very much a nice low
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• How to have lesbian sex
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Know Much
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you don't talk much
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't have a television set
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Two virgins about to have sex
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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