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Storm stole our patio umbrella
—text from a friend

KeyCon in Winnipeg, Manitoba met in the real world for the first time since the pandemic. However, they maintained one room for online events. The panellists met by Zoom and appeared on a large screen. Of course, people could also attend those ones online, by invitation.

I had a reading (late morning) and one panel (early evening). I planned to read the first chapter of The Con, as I've done many times before, and a key section of "Space Comprimari" (included in Live Nude Aliens), which would be a first-time reading.

A storm hit locally, one of those roaring, windy rainstorms that hit the Great Lakes Basin and turn streets into rapid shallow rivers and knock down century-old trees. Sirens wailed on the wind. Our power went out. I called to indicate that I would likely be a no-show.

It took the better part of the day before our power returned. I cannot really…

I've been turning down jobs for ten years.

Fuck the money, fuck the endless dirty little wars, and fuck the clients whose business is to darkle and tinct.

I had what I thought was the way out, the way forward, a stone staircase built up the side of the hole that I could climb out, however laboriously, whenever I fell back in.

The way forward was a detour through a blind alley. The way up was a burning rope ladder, flames and smoke obscured by the…


In the waiting room there are copies of People

Styrofoam cups and a coffee machine

there’s a fat greasy bastard three chairs away

lousy marriage he says

lousy wife lousy job and I got this bad knee


lousy alright

on the wall there’s a TV turned to Fox News

they’re running a clip from 2015


in Charleston

fat greasy bastard says look at that guy

News for Noders

SciFiQuest 3022 is ongoing.

May 1: May day.

May 4: May the Fourth be with you!

May 8: Happy birthday E2D2!

May 9: Mother's day in the USA.

May 10: Happy birthday BIII!

May 30: Memorial Day in the USA.

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April 1: As of April 2022, E2 will be transitioning to Esperanto. This will be the last month we accept posts in English.

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April 12: Yuri's Night

April 22: Happy Earth Day, fellow earthlings!

April 23: Saint George's Day.

April 24: Happy birthday, Rancid_Pickle!

April 30: SciFiQuest 3022: Aliens and Ogres and Elves, Oh My! starts as the month dies.

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March 14th: Pi day.

March 20th: The first equinox of the year.

March 31st: Happy birthday mad girl's love song!

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February 2: Happy birthday Auspice!

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February 5: Happy birthday wertperch!

February 7: Last day to vote on the Tell Me a Story Quest!

February 15: Happy birthday Admin to the goo!

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January 1: Gregorian New Year.

January 1: The Tell Me A Story quest begins!

January 16: National Nothing Day.

January 24: Happy Birthday Silverai_me!

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January 30: Happy Birthday O-Swirl!

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