Findings:

• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• Up Your Ass
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Heads Down, Thumbs Up
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Heads Up 7up
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Hold your head up
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• heads up
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• kick ass
• Covering your ass
• Whoop Ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and the Charger
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• The Horse and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Buridan's ass
• Asses of the masses
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• wiping ass
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Kicking ass
• Sitting on your ass
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• The Golden Ass
• asses (user)
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
• a huge man ass (user)
• Tap that ass
• Ass wrestling
• Coon ass
• How to wash your ass
• Morrison's Lament
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• ASS HOLE (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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