"Close your eyes, can't happen here"

"I've dabbled. I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual."

You can mail me at james at ballantine dot com dot au.
Please do.
I'm serious. It gets very lonely up here.
Please?

I'm reading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72.
I'm listening to Aphex Twin and Apoptygma Berzerk.
I'm defining myself through purchases (with just a pinch of self-deprecating irony)..

plan to node/suggestions:

• Objectification
• Sykurmolarnir
• The Opposite of Sex - ya know, like, that one movie with Christina Ricci? (done)
• SIGSEGV
• Grande Latte Enema
• Washer - the 'metal disk' sense
• Breadmaker
• Prosthetic Head - done! (first on this list that I've actually noded)
• Chaosnet
• John Bull
• Etienne de Crecy
• Kukl
• Dutch oven - I believe there is a sex-related meaning...?
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Recommended pizza topping: Jalapenos, mushrooms and olives.

Breadth of experience:

• drunk (witchiepoo's writeup)
• caught masturbating
• Sometimes, I smell cocaine

Now where did I leave that great rock'n'roll node?

Tut mir leid, Americanjin