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user since
Mon Oct 30 2000 at 08:05:45 (7.8 years ago )
number of write-ups
41 - View AmadeusTheKitten's writeups (feed)
level / experience
3 (Acolyte) / 1061
mission drive within everything
Basically to write about whatever the hell I want to.
specialties
mad phat skillz on 'da turntables
school/company
Vulpine Arts Studios and 4D4U Films
motto
It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't.
most recent writeup
Why didn't you just get a dog?

AmadeusTheKitten brought to you by My Little Black Box,
an ongoing autobiography by writer/musician Corey Vallejo.

By all means, please come open the box...
http://www.vulpinearts.com/littleblackbox/


CONGRATULATIONS! On the finest turntables in the world! the finest turntables... ON SPEED!

mister, would you please help my pony?
amadeus@fur.com
/msg amadeusthekitten what do you want?

please leave your message after the boink...
BOINK!

... goes scientific progress?

WHAT DOES HE HAVE...?

... in his cd player?
U-Ziq - Royal Astronomy

... in his cd-rom?
American McGee's Alice

... in his car?
a bunch of trash because I fell under a lazy spell

... in his bank account?
constantly fluctuating amounts of money

... in his bed?
giant life sized white tiger kitten plushie

... in his stomach?
completly eaten and soon to be complete mush Quarter Pounder With Cheese

... in his digestive tract?
last night's meal of shrimp chow mein

... in his toilet?
this morning's routine urinary discharge

... in his computer?
sumfin betta' than yo's, biaach!

... in his head?
creativity, intelligence, insight, bong water

we rock the body, rock the body, come on

we rock the body, rock the body, come on

we rock the body, rock the body, come on

get down baby, gonna make you freak, uh huh!

(( From kitten by Sour ))

I am but a kitten
With soft and fluffy fur
And if you care to pet me
You will hear me purr
I am but a kitten
Rub my little head
Maybe if I like you
I'll snuggle up on your bed
I am but a kitten
Living in the pound
I hope you come to get me
Before I get put-down
I am but a kitten
Did you ever hear,
Thousands of kittens are killed
In the pound every year
I am but a kitten
My old owner fled
Even if I had stayed with him...
He'd probably kill me dead
I am but a kitten
My cage is very small
I wish someone would take me
A loving human strong and tall
But I am but a kitten
And I hope someday you'll see
I can't come to you
You'll have to come to me.

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